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Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Post your jokes here if you're a funny guy or girl

I know one French joke It goes like this;

One day,there is a person who wants to kill himself.Many people see him.One of the people went to see the priest as it was a chatolic church.He says "There's a man want to jump of the Iffle Tower."

So the priest went to see the man.

The priest says."What are you doing? You're mad.Think about your wife,think about your family." "My wife left me,I have no family" he replied.

The priest tries one more."But it is a chatolic church."
"But I am not a chatolic" he replies

So the priest says."Okay then,jump"

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If you don't understand,please tell

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Your avatar is funnier than this joke. *laughing out loud*
I'm laughing my buttocks off to it!

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

divinemaniac wrote : Your avatar is funnier than this joke. *laughing out loud*
I'm laughing my buttocks off to it!

*laughing out loud* *laughing out loud* *laughing out loud* *laughing out loud* you're avatar looks like a ......... *intense laughter*

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

*laughing out loud* *laughing out loud* *laughing out loud* his cheewing gums

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

This one is pretty much for kids with its stupidity but whatever

Two oranges are crossing the road, when one is suddenly hit by a car.

The other one turns round and says "Come on. Lets go juice"

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Grega wrote : This one is pretty much for kids with its stupidity but whatever

Two oranges are crossing the road, when one is suddenly hit by a car.

The other one turns round and says "Come on. Lets go juice"

OH MY GOODNESS....HAHAHHAHAHAHAH I got it!!! But what I didn't get is,why would the other one said,lets go juice while the other is hit by a car.Doesn't the one that hit by the car already a juice?

Funny

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Why did Hitler collect newspapers?

The jews sent him the gas bill.

EDIT: Thank you wordfilter, now my post is totally incoherent

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

ivanhoeGT wrote :

Grega wrote : This one is pretty much for kids with its stupidity but whatever

Two oranges are crossing the road, when one is suddenly hit by a car.

The other one turns round and says "Come on. Lets go juice"

OH MY GOODNESS....HAHAHHAHAHAHAH I got it!!! But what I didn't get is,why would the other one said,lets go juice while the other is hit by a car.Doesn't the one that hit by the car already a juice?

Funny

The one that doesn't get hit by the car says that.

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Haven't laughed yet.

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Teacher :what is 1+1
student :3
Teacher :Are you crazy !!how can 1+1 be 3?
Student :1+1 is 3 if you don't use protection

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

husband and wife are in bed. every time they do it the husband turns off the lights. one time the wife wanted to leave the lights on but the husband did not want to. so one night in the mist of all the passion the wife turns on the lights to find that her husband had been using a cucumber on her. outraged she yelled " a cucumber all these years!! I can't believe you I deserve an explaination!!! "the husband set up and looked his wife in the eye and said "honey I truly apologize yes I have been using a cucumber and you do deserve an explaination." the wife agreed. the husband calmy says to the wife " I will explain the cucumber... when you explain the 3 kids!!!" heard this the other day and made me laugh

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

triv13 wrote : husband and wife are in bed. every time they do it the husband turns off the lights. one time the wife wanted to leave the lights on but the husband did not want to. so one night in the mist of all the passion the wife turns on the lights to find that her husband had been using a cucumber on her. outraged she yelled " a cucumber all these years!! I can't believe you I deserve an explaination!!! "the husband set up and looked his wife in the eye and said "honey I truly apologize yes I have been using a cucumber and you do deserve an explaination." the wife agreed. the husband calmy says to the wife " I will explain the cucumber... when you explain the 3 kids!!!" heard this the other day and made me laugh

woah

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp".
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent"

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "okay, now what?"

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

one day,there is a man went to the hospital to get his leg chopped of as it was infected.Then the operation were started.

After the operation,he saw the doctor looking very worried."what's the matter doctor?" he said.

So the doctor said,"Senior,I have the bad news,and I have the good news"

He replied,"Okie dookie,give me the bad news"

"The bad news is,I've chopped of the wrong leg!"said the doctor.

"SANTA MARIA!"Oh what was the good news?"said the man.

"The good news is,your other leg is getting better!"said the doctor.

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

ivanhoeGT wrote : one day,there is a man went to the hospital to get his leg chopped of as it was infected.Then the operation were started.

After the operation,he saw the doctor looking very worried."what's the matter doctor?" he said.

So the doctor said,"Senior,I have the bad news,and I have the good news"

He replied,"Okie dookie,give me the bad news"

"The bad news is,I've chopped of the wrong leg!"said the doctor.

"SANTA MARIA!"Oh what was the good news?"said the man.

"The good news is,your other leg is getting better!"said the doctor.

ahahahahahahhaahah

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

nothing more funier than this...Try to watch till the end

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KxzZpbFq4s

enjoy...

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

too bad youtube isn't working for me today no wonder why

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

sadly

Thursday, August 02, 2012

Thursday, August 02, 2012

Acaryus wrote : Superman once wrote on the wall: "Batman is a wimp".
The next day Batman wrote: "Superman is Clark Kent"

Monday, August 06, 2012

once there was this teacher teaching her student.Her class was mathematics class.
One day one of her student ask.

"Teacher,why does 9 afraid of 7?"

Then the teacher silenced for a while,the

"I don't know she said."

All the student laugh...

Then her student answered.

"Because 7 ate 9!"...

Monday, August 06, 2012

I'm not racists or anything, but this joke is funny

When the titanic started to sink, the people were throwing things off the ship, the one man sez, should we throw away bread, the american sed "yes we have to much in USA", then a french guy asked the american, "should we throw away books?", again the american said yes, and then one guys asked "should we throw away this mexican", and the american sed we have to much of them, *laughing out loud*

Monday, August 06, 2012

Monday, August 06, 2012

ivanhoeGT wrote : once there was this teacher teaching her student.Her class was mathematics class.
One day one of her student ask.

"Teacher,why does 9 afraid of 7?"

Then the teacher silenced for a while,the

"I don't know she said."

All the student laugh...

Then her student answered.

"Because 7 ate 9!"...

*laughing out loud* just fearsome creature compatible...