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Beer turns men into women!

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Naico View user's profile Send private message

Reply with quote Saturday, March 04, 2006

Yesterday, Texas A&M University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens. and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1. Gained weight.

2. Talked excessively without making sense.

3. Became overly emotional.

4. Couldn't drive.

5. Failed to think rationally.

6. Argued over nothing.

7. Had to sit down while urinating.

8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.

kalle View user's profile Send private message

Reply with quote Saturday, March 04, 2006

*laughing out loud* Very Happy

Lot of beer makes me turn into m00man ;x

Zeth ZEQ2 Programmer View user's profile Send private message

Reply with quote Saturday, March 04, 2006

Haha. Nice nice.

Super Vegetto ZEQ2 Legend View user's profile Send private message

Reply with quote Saturday, March 04, 2006

Naico wrote : Yesterday, Texas A&M University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens. and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

1. Gained weight.

2. Talked excessively without making sense.

3. Became overly emotional.

4. Couldn't drive.

5. Failed to think rationally.

6. Argued over nothing.

7. Had to sit down while urinating.

8. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

No further testing was considered necessary.



That one was good XD

kalle wrote : *laughing out loud* Very Happy

Lot of beer makes me turn into m00man ;x



Haha that one was better! XD XD

Devion Slipping Away View user's profile Send private message

Reply with quote Sunday, March 05, 2006

kalle wrote : *laughing out loud* Very Happy

Lot of beer makes me turn into m00man ;x


I though the full m00n turned you into m00man? Razz



Picollo destroyed the m00n to save mankind because of me >_< [kalle]

isn't he called Piccolo? [Devion]

He is XD [Super Vegetto]

Morpherex View user's profile Send private message

Reply with quote Sunday, March 05, 2006

4. Couldn't drive.
F-you.ck.ing tru.th.

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